Furlough averted, what to eat next...

So, the shutdown has been averted, and many people have wondering if my blog will also shutdown because it is no longer relevant. This is a feast or famine blog, so I shall now post ways to live like a fat cat on your government salary.

Step One:

Pick up your gold plated, diamond encrusted telephone

Step Two:

Call Ruth's Chris (check you local listings) and make a reservation for 7pm

Step Three:

Order the most expensive item on the menu with a side of the second most expensive item on the menu

Step Four:

Pour a little of that Bourdeaux on the floor to your fallen homies and the American tax payers.